DISCORD: "Ah yes, Eye of the Fluttershy. I must say, Fluttershy, once I looked back and saw this moment, I was quite moved, you know. You really did very well, pushing yourself that much. And you look so cute when you're working out too!"

SPIKE: "...Anyone want a scone? Cookie? ...Blueberry muffin? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
APPLEJACK: "Just wondering what memes the fandom will make out of this moment, sugarcube."

PINKIE PIE: "Wow, these shots were so much fun to do, Cranky! Why didn't we ever do more of this again in future episodes? Those educational videos weren't quite enough for me."

RAINBOW DASH [sighs blissfully]: "The only thing that could have made that moment any better was if I had been able to go into the book and join Daring Do on her adventure!"
DISCORD: "You rang? That can be arranged quite easily, my dear Rainbow Dash."

SWEETIE BELLE: "Wow. You just had to pause on that frame, didn't you? Look at my face! I look like you're creeping me out!"
RARITY: "You? What about me?!? Need I remind you that I ran an obstacle course covered in mud for you, my little sister?"

DISCORD: "Oh Twilight, you are a card! Why is it that you're always so glum and serious whenever I'm around, when you had this level of chaos in you? Oh, the things I missed in nearly 1.5 seasons of being in stone!"
TWILIGHT: "Discord... would you like to find out whether the 'Want It, Need It' spell works on draconequi?"

CHRYSALIS: "Finally! Ugh, that Nightmare Moon was too bland, and Discord jokes around too much. Time for you all to see what a real villain is like!"

APPLEJACK: "Rainbow Dash and those animatronics of those critters have been staring at the matte painting of the gorge for a while now. Do you reckon we should tell them the director got this shot?"
OWLOWISCIOUS: "Whoo."

CHEERILEE: "Don't get me wrong, I do love my students, but it's so hard finding ways to dispose of the overblown gifts they sometimes give me. I mean, what am I supposed to do, keep that thing in my tiny house? Not happening. Hey, don't judge me, at least I keep their gifts long enough for them to forget before I dispose of them."

APPLE BLOOM: "...Do you reckon this is an accurate depiction of how these episodes are written on a weekly basis?"
SCOOTALOO: "I don't know about that, but this certainly feel like an accurate depiction of how the cold opens for these reviews are done!"

IRON WILL: "Iron Will really enjoyed having his own episode! Iron Will is so assertive that he totally walked away with both of the scenes he was in. The publicity Iron Will received from this episode alone more then made up for not getting a fee from Fluttershy!"

TWILIGHT: "Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves, and do a little... what's wrong Cadence?"

PINKIE PIE: "Oink Oink Oink! Man, these little songs I get to do are so much fun! Season 2's been rather lacking in them, glad this episode gave me two to perform! Can't wait for the next one!"
DISCORD [examining a chunky script with 'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Scripts' written on it]: "Hm. Wonder if I should break the news...

TWILIGHT: "Wow. It's like looking in a dimensional mirror. Is this a version of me in an alternate timeline of Equestria where we're at war? Or in a resistance? Or where we lost to Nightmare Moon?"
FUTURE TWILIGHT: "...Discord! Have you been mixing visions of alternate timelines into Present Twilight's subconscious dreams again?"

TWILIGHT: "Okay - why am I wearing a bowler hat?"
PINKIE: "Perfect silly question, my dear Twilight. Because the obvious answer is..."
APPLEJACK: "...there is no answer, is there, sugarcube?"

RAINBOW DASH: "I look like I have a mohawk blowing in the wind, don't I? Yeah, I think I just got about 20% cooler."
FLUTTERSHY [off-screen]: "What? But, um... I thought you said it was lazy and uninspired to just quote fan-loved moments for these intros..."

FLUTTERSHY: "I'd like to be a tree."
RAINBOW DASH [sighs]: "Fluttershy, I'll let you off this time because that's such a iconic, fan-loved moment, but we need to have a serious talk about how to do these captioned intros."

RAINBOW DASH: Still think I'm all ego and hype? When Rainbow Dash says she's the most athletic pony in Ponyville, she means it!